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mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:
mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:
My dad: So i want to see Star Trek
My dad: but Cabbagepatch is in it
My dad: So i’m conflicted whether to go by myself or go with you and get hit in the arm everytime he breathes
CABBAGEPATCH.
IM CRYING BLESS U
Shit my boyfriend’s racist, privileged, sexist, asshole friend says:
“Who cares what the bitch looks like? Ya don’t have to look at her when you fuck her. Turn her ugly ass towards the headboard, THEN fuck her!”
“Holocaust and slavery films are just created to make us feel bad about shit that happened years ago that we had nothing to do with.”
“Slavery is over. It doesn’t have any affect on anyone anymore.”
“Why do you have to act so gay all the time?”
“I can call you a bitch if I want. You need to man the fuck up.”
“Society needs to stop being so whiny about shit. Your feelings get hurt? Boohoo. Stop whining like a cunt. You get offended? Wah. Nobody gives a shit.”
“Ugh, look at those saggy titties, old shrew.”
“Jess, if your boyfriend wants to touch your tits, let him. What else are they there for?”
“How do you stop a bitch from whining? Shove a dick in her mouth.”
“Slut-shaming is stupid. Just stop dressing like a slut. Put some damn clothes on.”
“Ooh, that girl is hot! Why is she not showing off those titties?” (Refer to the statement above this to grasp full hypocrisy.)
“Slavery doesn’t exist anymore, so why whine about it? It’s not like I can go to the nearest corner and buy myself a fine, strapping Negro anymore.”
I would list more, but I had to ignore him. Cause I am not strong enough to punch him in the face. And I couldn’t just tell him he was wrong. Cause he’d yell at me and I’d cry. Cause yelling is usually his only defense against his own idiocy.
“We were both just kids of 21 when we made Titanic all those years ago. But, even then, Kate seemed more mature and worldly than I was. - Leo
